So in lieu of our writing talents, we give you a picture of her dog, Levi.

I snapped this with my cell phone when he was draped across my lap (which accounts for the crazy zombie eyes), all hundred furry pounds of him. He's a belly rub slut, and has taken to crawling into a lap when he wants some rubbin'.
He's also taken to dragging my good shoes outside. But he's still cute, don't you think?